Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
The rules of good nutrition keep changing. Coffee's good for me, it's hurtful for me, everything in moderation is fine for me. Stop! This revolving entrance approach to what is and isn't good for me is making me indignantly heedless. Scientists can put men on the moon. Why can't they ...
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Monday, July 21st, 2008
If I had to elect between television and radio, I'd choose the latter - reality over reruns. However, music doesn't sooth my savage beast. It doesn't quiet my thoughts. I listen to talk shows because they occupy my mind near to giving me something else to think through.
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Friday, July 18th, 2008
I have lived on Long-guy-land all of my life (yes, 'on' -- a Long-guy-lander does not live 'in' the Island) and moved to South Carolina five years gone. For those unfamiliar with tha Island, LI is NOT Noo Yawk City and has a culture of its own. Long-guy-land, in fact, ...
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Friday, July 18th, 2008
Fran Capo is a single mom of her loving, teenage son, Spencer who was raised watching her mother prepare her comedy gigs and practice her simulation skills with small roles in movies.
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Thursday, July 17th, 2008
I want to believe in astrology. I want to believe what I bestow is predetermined a someone or something that knows more around life than I practise. Okay, I just want parts of my life predetermined - like yesterday's speeding ticket. I want my husband to confident it was predetermined ...
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Thursday, July 10th, 2008
So Google buys YouTube for $1.6B in stock and coin and suddenly the world wakes up. The result, hundreds of new entries into the funny video, video sharing and music video marketplace. I've heard many complaints about the sudden influx of easy in mind sites. To them I say, "shut ...
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Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
Living in Los Angeles without meditating would be like living in Seattle without drinking coffee - hard to swallow. Today, thankfully, you don't have to have long hair, sandals and a tie-dyed t-shirt. Today the look is Richard Gere without tie-dye. It's not Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie, ...
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Monday, June 9th, 2008
Having a view of the ocean is like having an emotional massage.
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Thursday, June 5th, 2008
I'm going to put one ad in the LA Times LOST & FOUND row to find out where 2006 went. I don't know. I slip on't know when years started to have only eight months.It must have been when hours started to have only forty minutes. What I do know ...
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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
If I had to pick out between television and radio, I'd cull the latter - reality over reruns. However, music doesn't sooth my savage beast. It doesn't quiet my thoughts. I listen to talk shows because they occupy my mind by giving me something else to think in an opposite ...
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Thursday, May 29th, 2008
Women live an average of five years longer than men. That shouldn't have existence a surprise. That's life.
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Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
What is it about babies that makes us want to touch a woman's pregnant round out? What makes us want to nibble babies' toes?
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Sunday, May 25th, 2008
If I had to choose between television and radio, I'd elect the latter - reality over reruns. However, music doesn't sooth my savage quadruped. It doesn't quiet my thoughts. I listen to talk shows because they occupy my mind by giving me something else to think in regard to.
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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
My grandmother would say the English language has gone to hell in a handbasket. I square; but because I didn't know where that saying came from, I Googled it. I found out that in 1714 the governor of Piscataqua said something about giving his head in a handbasket hitherto passing ...
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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
The icons used in many IM programs like AOL Instant, Yahoo Messenger and MSN Messenger are referred to taken in the character of buddy icons. These images can be of any kinds of formats like BMP, XBM, GIF, ICO or GIF and these images are usually found in 50*50 pixels. ...
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
My sister left yesterday and our next guest isn't appropriate for three weeks. Why, you ask, would anyone want to leave the warm and wondrous sunshine of Southern California? The answer is as clear as yesterday's, today's and undoubtedly tomorrow's ghastly sky - as three of her "sons shine" in ...
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Saturday, May 17th, 2008
Having a view of the ocean is like having an emotional massage.
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Friday, May 16th, 2008
If a weekend is Saturday and Sunday, why doesn't a calendar week originate with Monday and end with Sunday? Why behave people say they be able to't wait for the weekend when they know they can and will?
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Thursday, May 15th, 2008
Marriages may be made in heaven, but a lot go to hell later. Because I'm still married to husband number one, divorced girlfriends implore my suggestion about what they should look for in husband number two ... or three. My advice is free - and worth every penny.
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Monday, May 12th, 2008
Is it because I'm blond or slip on't I get out satisfactorily? The grocery store bagger put a "Thank You For Shopping Here" sticker on one of our paper bags. I thought it was supermarket PR. Who knew it was code for purchases paid for - not stolen.
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